Friday, August 26, 2011

Hollywood, Call Me

[Opening Scene: Superhero in an action-packed costume shows up during a bank robbery. He kicks major ass, throws shit, breaks the criminals against each other, saves the day. As bank patrons look on in awe, a little boy says "Who is that man, and where did he come from" with lots of "dawe"and "awe". We zoom in on the Superhero's chiseled jaw and cut to:]

TITLE CARD:  [SUPERHERO'S NAME, MAYBE A SUBTITLE]

IINTERTITLE: "Six Months Ago"

Cut to: Cubicle in an office. Our Hero works at a computer. His boss comes over, lays a super hero outfit on Our Hero's desk.


BOSS: Bob, here is a uniform. You are now a superhero. Fight crime and do good while still keeping regular hours here.

HERO: Sure thing, boss.

REST OF MOVIE: AWESOME SUPERHERO STUFF, MINIMAL ANGST, EXPLOSIONS.


Fin.


HOLLYWOOD, CALL ME. I CAN SOLVE THOR, GREEN LANTERN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA'S PROBLEMs IN ONE SITTING.